Description

Skills

University

Career boost

Life isn’t fair, but those that know how to exploit that unfairness end up on top! With courses that boost the fitness, logic, and mischief skills, a degree in Villainy can set anyone up for success - as long as honesty and morals aren’t a priority.

Mischief

Logic

Fitness

Regular

University of Britechester

Interstellar Smuggler (Astronaut Career)

Boss (Criminal Career)

Villain (Secret Agent Career)

Distinguished

Foxbury Institute

Description:

Every Villain has to start somewhere, and with the Minor Pranks and Misdemeanors course, students will learn which small crimes can give them villainous experience without leading to larger consequences before they’re ready for them!

Skill:

Mischief

Class:8:00am – 9:25am

Mon, Wed, Fri

Coursework:

Take Final Exam!

Daily Task:

Homework

Description:

A good villain plays not only off their own strengths, but also off the weaknesses of whomever they’re facing. This course looks at typical weak points someone may possess - both physical and emotional - and offers strategies on how to best exploit them.

Skill:

Mischief

Class:9:30am – 10:55am

Tues, Thurs

Coursework:

Give a Presentation!

Daily Task:

Homework

Description:

Students lucky enough to become professional villains will often run into so-called professional heroes, who always seem hesitant to reveal their actual name and identity! This course offers tips that allow students through simple observation and deduction to unmask this cowardly “heroes.”

Skill:

Logic

Class:3:00pm – 4:25pm

Mon, Wed, Fri

Coursework:

Take Final Exam!

Daily Task:

Homework

Description:

Using a popular theory in villainy that any good evil plan must involve many intricate steps that all depend on perfect execution and a bit of luck, students will be tasked with forming some evil plans of their own and questions whether this domino theory still holds true in modern villainy.

Skill:

Logic

Class:11:00am – 12:25pm

Tues, Thurs

Coursework:

Submit a Term Paper!

Daily Task:

Homework

Description:

Things go wrong - that’s a fact of life. To prepare future villains, this class teaches critical lessons on how to escape from tight situations, with a comparison of different getaway vehicles and a set of lesson on fitting into vents and shafts of various sizes.

Skill:

Fitness

Class:8:00am – 9:25am

Tues, Thurs

Coursework:

Submit a Term Paper!

Daily Task:

Homework

Description:

As students progress from simple misdemeanors to larger heists, locations will have more security. This course takes a look at the gamut of modern security protocols and how to elude them, alongside a lesson on effective tunnel-digging.

Skill:

Fitness

Class:9:30am – 10:55am

Mon, Wed, Fri

Coursework:

Take Final Exam!

Daily Task:

Homework

Description:

Anybody can put a fancy chair in a cave and call it a lair, but students of this course will learn the structural needs to build a lair that can expand as your operation grows, along with which government officials will need to be bribed to provide the necessary building permits.

Skill:

Logic

Class:1:30pm – 2:55pm

Tues, Thurs

Coursework:

Give a Presentation!

Daily Task:

Homework

Description:

You’ve taken over the world! Now what? For students who have learned the basics of world domination, this course puts students in the best-case scenario: having to now manage the entire world and keep it dominated. Students will be taught how to effectively delegate and the benefits and detriments of leading through fear.

Skill:

Logic

Class:8:00am – 9:25am

Mon, Wed, Fri

Coursework:

Take Final Exam!

Daily Task:

Homework

Description:

Villainy can often be a lonely business, and this course aims to proactively tackle to the stigma of mental health issues for many professional villains before it manifests. By having students learn to talk and listen to each other in safe, vulnerable, villain-only spaces, they can learn to find friendships and community that can last beyond graduation.

Skill:

Mischief

Class:8:00am – 9:25am

Tues, Thurs

Coursework:

Submit a Term Paper!

Daily Task:

Homework

Description:

Some discount the need for a maniacal laugh, calling it gauche or outdated, but even modern data shows that heroes and citizens consider a good maniacal laugh one of the greatest influencing factors for how villainous someone is. This course focuses on that single aspect of villainy, studying past masters and helping students to find and define their own unique laugh.

Skill:

Mischief

Class:9:30am – 10:55am

Tues, Thurs

Coursework:

Give a Presentation!

Daily Task:

Homework

Description:

It’s easy to move §1,000,000 between accounts in a wire transfer. Moving §1,000,000 in bags? It requires strength, coordination, and the ability to rethink plans on the fly. This course teaches students different ways to move physical money around, and gives them the opportunities to train with different amounts so they can easily tell when something is too light.

Skill:

Fitness

Class:9:30am – 10:55am

Mon, Wed, Fri

Coursework:

Take Final Exam!

Daily Task:

Homework

Description:

Fighting is risky and almost never an ideal choice, but there are times when villainy requires a bit of scuffling. This course lays out ways to fight effectively, even when students may be saddled with large amounts of money, explosives, or valuable but fragile electronics.

Skill:

Fitness

Class:11:00am – 12:25pm

Mon, Wed, Fri

Coursework:

Take Final Exam!

Daily Task:

Homework